Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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