To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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