oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
