if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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