you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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