If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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