so that wasnt chicken after all
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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