Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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