hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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