your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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