it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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