Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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