I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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