last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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