I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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