Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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