It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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