rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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