chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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