I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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