i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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