My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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