He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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