Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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