bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.