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  Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not

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• (940): View more from Texas

  it's like heaven, but drunker

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.

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  My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.

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• (760): View more from California

  I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!

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  Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single

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• (310): View more from California

  He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.

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