I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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