he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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