I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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