i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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