I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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