I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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