You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am mentally ready for anal.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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