So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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