I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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