Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
This house was built for laser tag.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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