If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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