The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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