i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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