Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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