And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
