i just wanna soil my oats bro
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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