He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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