Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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