So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Sober January is a disaster.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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