I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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