My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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