i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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