Plan B is the new Plan A
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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