I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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