it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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