Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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