There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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