Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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