We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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